Signs Along the Way

I saw many strange and amusing signs along the first 302 miles of my hike.  This first one (above) puzzled me until I found myself standing on railroad tracks that my hiking path had crossed.  

Oh.  Okay.  

Then it clicked.  

I've see some dangerous areas, but never so fraught with danger that picnicking was forbidden.   

I thought this danger sign was pretty clear, especially with the little stick guy taking a header off the cliff.This last sign was my favorite.

It was in an otherwise empty field and this was the only signage about what would be built there.  

What is coming soon?  

Some hip club where men and women 

stand back-to-back is my best guess.  

 If there's a grand opening, I am THERE!!